Another Spring Classic, As In Classical Freudian Oedipus Complex

"His destiny moves us only because it might have been ours — because the Oracle laid the same curse upon us before our birth as upon him. It is the fate of all of us, perhaps, to direct our first sexual impulse towards our mother and our first hatred and our first murderous wish against our father. Our dreams convince us that this is so."
                                                          Lance's Ladies Line-Up

Which one of these bitches does Lance really long for? Sure as hell ain't that labrodor.